Before I start this post, I would just like to say that I sincerely hope this post doesn't offend anyone who loves sports, because it wasn't meant to. That said, I don't really enjoy watching sports. I realize that I'm probably in the minority here, and because of this I end up having a lot of conversations like this...
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| DISCLAIMER: I do have friends in case this comic just got too real for you |
After a few minutes of conversation, I usually get a question like this:
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| It had better be a meeting to fix that wacky hairdo, or else I'll be disappointed |
Then I feel an emotion which can only be expressed by this meme I made:
Last semester I went to one of the football games because everyone said it would be super fun. The thing is, I'm not very good at spectating sports either.
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| Go team... |
I'm usually just confused the whole time, and I just frustrate everyone sitting next to me.
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| DISCLAIMER: I know what a fumble is. I'm just exaggerating my stupidity for the sake of the comic. |
One thing I've noticed about stadiums is that they have this innate power to do something really bizarre to people.
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| Extremely accurate |
I mean, just look at that devious little grin...
At football games they have this little chant that goes something like this. One person starts by calling out:
And then everyone else responds:
And then he repeats it twice more. However, some people get greedy with this power and do it again immediately after they have finished the chant.
I don't really mind this, but far too often, the SAME person will then start the chant over again.
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| Little known fact: I am actually a dinosaur |
My favorite part of the game was the half-time show, because the marching band performed, which was cool.
The only other thing I noticed about the game was that, whenever the opposing team had the ball, everyone in the audience started booing.
Now I know that this is probably dumb of me, but I always start feeling bad for the other team.
So I eventually came up with a solution to conform without having to feel guilty:
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